heckayeah:

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unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

mamaluigi:

chaxus:

mamaluigi:

chaxus:

done broke my toes lads

pics or it didn’t happen

lacktoesandtallerant:

pa-lu-te-na:

pissvortex:

Outfit

what’s the top???

this is more a tits out kind of look

thefemaleofspecies:

caydebug:

rave-lord-nito:

skarchomp:

i don’t remember making this

Only logical addition

heauxsettastoned:

warriormale:

feraltoms:

afro-elf:

violetlanternwerewolf:

afro-elf:

violetlanternwerewolf:

afro-elf:

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

Aaaaand this is why men must stifle ourselves. Warriors must suppress their feelings for fear of being seen as psychotic.

please get help like on the real, forreal, no jokes, get help

@warriormale shut this fool down

Warriors hate war!

We hate it!

We go to war to defend the nation, a nation in peril.

Men die in war. They shed their blood and die defending their country.

Warriors don’t glorify war.

Warriors are not beasts.

Warriors are Men with feelings.

Warriors are human!

Warriors are fighters, trained with fight skills, with trained and conditioned bodies, imbued  with the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always showing Respect.

Warriors are in full possession of their Manhood, deserving to be shown Respect.

They defend and protect their nation.

Always show Respect!

WarriorMale

I always think it’s funny warrior male is like the golden standard but like he’s always right

manfuckyopride:

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jumex:

typecozey:

Exactly how i met the majority of my friends

Fags be discussing

What do they be saying

heckayeah:

A group of construction workers had the choice of taking the stairs to the roof or climbing up. They chose the ladder.